08 November 2012

Baked Potato Soup Recipe

I pulled this All Recipes ages ago, but it's apparently been removed from the site.  So it's not mine, but I can't attribute it!  However, I've gotten rave reviews on this at Christmas parties and the like, and it's a great hangover cure (one bowl before bed with tea and ibuprofen).  Tastes great on the second and third days.



Baked Potato Soup

 6 strips of bacon OR 2 tbsp butter (see directions below)
2 small onions (I used a bit less than half of a large white onion)
2 cloves of garlic (I upped it to 5)
1/4 cups of flour and 2 tbsp flour
2 tsp salt
2 tsp basil (optional)
1 tsp pepper (I only use 1/2 tsp because of the broth)
6 cups (3 cans) of chicken broth
4 large baked potatoes (I use 5 for a chunkier, thicker soup), cubed.
1 pint half and half
1 tsp hot sauce (optional; I don't use it)

Shredded cheese, sour cream, and bacon to garnish

In a large Dutch oven/cooking pot, cook bacon until crisp. Drain, reserving 2 tablespoon drippings. Set bacon aside. Saute onion and garlic in the drippings until tender. In lieu of bacon drippings, one can substitute in butter, which works very well (my personal preference; I use pre-cooked bacon to garnish and heat it up in the microwave). I use less onion and more garlic.

Stir in flour, salt, basil and pepper; mix well. Keep this mixture moving; it should clump up nicely and start to brown. Make sure this does not stick to the insides of the pot. Once well mixed, add the broth and bring to a boil, stirring frequently. Let it boil and stir it for two minutes while boiling before reducing heat.

Add the potatoes, cream and hot pepper sauce; heat through but do not boil. Mix well. It should start to thicken up.

Garnish with bacon, cheese, sour cream, etc.

04 November 2012

Couponing in Extremis

As part of my master's degree, I am taking a research trip to Europe.  Because I'm going to 7 (hopefully) cities, it's getting expensive.  Fortunately, the department has been supportive, but I'm trying to keep it as cheap as possible, in case my other school funding doesn't come through.  This is part of what has triggered my re-emergence as a super couponer.  My goal is to "save" in coupons $500 between now and Christmas on items that I would normally buy anyway -- groceries, gas, winter clothes, travel, etc.  The key to this strategy is NOT buying something "just because I have a coupon;" it's rarely enough to offset the loss if you don't use the item.  If it's BOGO (buy one get one free), no loss, but just carry the guilt that you're killing a child in sub-Saharan Africa when you throw out the spare.

Guilt-tripping aside, a note on expiration dates -- don't abide by them.  Expiration dates are mainly for people who don't store things ideally - this is to prevent food poisoning, just like how we have Superman costumes with "caution: suit does not enable wearer to fly."  Most people don't need it, but there's always that bottom 25% of the common sense scale.  Go by smell, appearance (black mold is not your friend) a small taste, and search online for tests.  For example, fill up a tall glass of water and drop an egg in.  If it sinks, it's good.  It's bad if it floats -- it means the egg has decayed and the liquid has become gas -- ewwwww. Eggs in my fridge keep well past the expiration date.  If you store them on the counter, start testing a week before the expiration date. 

Back to couponing.

Most of the time, I can usually strategically shop and save about 25% to 30% off the retail price.  That's just using the circular and my reward card deals.  However, if you add on manufacturers coupons and choose where you shop wisely, that can easily double.  Recently, I did three shopping events that resulted in a free blender, a half-price rail ticket, and savings averaging 55% on both my and the boyfriend's groceries (which saved us, in total, $150, and me personally $105).

Edit:  I just realized that these rules would probably blend in well with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. 

1.  Location location location. Coupon policy is important.  I used to shop at Kroger, and then they stopped automatically doubling/tripling coupons. Basically, the process is that if the coupon is less than a dollar, the store will voluntarily multiple the coupon up to 3 times to reach or get close to  a dollar.  Tom Thumb does it, so they are my dudes.  Kroger in my area stopped doing it.  Also, if you receive a "$10 off your next purchase" coupon, see what it applies to and if you can use two at the same time.  Rules like this matter, because it stinks to be caught out, plus if you can get multiple coupons, you might want to split up your shopping order into 2 parts to get both of them (generally, cashiers are willing to go along with your evil plans as long as it isn't to o much of a hassle).


2.  Timing.  At different times of the week, stores put out their circulars.  However, they also  get their shipments at different times.  If you're a big fan of fresh produce and you see there's a sale on, you may not want to go on Wednesday, the first day of the deal, but on Monday, when the truck comes in and you get the pick of the litter.  Timing is also relevant as far as seasonal stuff.  The day after Halloween or Valentine's Day is the key time to buy candy.  As long as chocolate doesn't go grey or chalky, it's good -- fridging or freezing it is another way to extend its life.  Starting around Halloween, stores start promoting ingredients for pies and holiday foods for Thanksgiving and Christmas.  Also, stay tuned in to your local farmer's market and what's in season there.  I purchased two pumpkins for $3.50, and I already have made 5 loaves of bread, toasted seeds, a batch of cookies, a pie and a half, and I still have leftovers.

How I Got the Railpass

The same goes for travel. My rail pass to Europe for my research trip was originally about $950.   I examined my travel plans, and I condensed a few places and days I would be traveling - sometimes, you need to cut everything but what you need.  Bye bye, Prague.  Au revoir, Bruges.  And then I waited. School starts in Europe about a month later than in the US, because they don't get Thanksgiving or any federal holidays off; they go straight through, with maybe a week's break.  As a result, after the week break in October, travel is "off-peak" until March -- when spring break and Easter vacation happen.

This past week, on Rail Europe, my curtailed itinerary had a 20% off sale, plus a $50 credit, free shipping of my pass, AND a free extra day added (8 day passes now had 9, etc).  This deal is now pretty darn sweet.  However, never settle -- there is always a coupon out there!  RetailMeNot had a code for an additional $50 off any order over a certain threshold.  So my $950 itinerary, after a few edits, dropped to $509.  It's a little bit of a gamble to wait; I tried to wait out my airline tickets, but because the economy is so crummy and the taxes are so high on planes, I'm not seeing the same deals I used to see back in 2005 or even 2008.  

3. Stacking and multiplying.  You generally get the best deal when "stacking."  Stacking means that you use a store coupon and then a manufacturer coupon on top of it.  Let's say you see that cookies are on sale for $1.99 a pack.   The store may offer you a coupon if you have a rewards card, knocking the price down to $1.50.  If you find a coupon online or in a newspaper insert from the manufacturer, you can use that coupon too, reducing your cookies to $1.00 -- you get one store, one manufacturer coupon per item, plus any sales the store has on.

Multiple items are trickier -- for example, I had a buy 2, get 1 free on Pillsbury crescent rolls.  I also had a coupon for $.40 off on two Pillsbury crescent rolls.  The store automatically doubled the $.40 to $.80 off, plus I then received a free one.  In theory, if I had a $.40 off coupon for each one, then I could actually make money off the freebie too;  I would get it for free, but because it is on the receipt, the manufacturer's coupon would ring up for it too -- I would receive $.80 from the store in credit!

In short, get the weekly circulars and don't pitch them when they come in with the rest of the junk mail.  Google Coupon Divas, and they have 4 links to various online manufacturer coupons.  

**Mini-tip:  Check the price per ounce, per sheet, or per pound rather than the price on the tag.  An extra large box of something may cost more, but you may be paying less per item, which is savings.  With coupons, even though the store brand may cost less at first glance, you can usually file down the name-brand item to something worthwhile. 

4.  Stuff happens, embrace it.  Sometimes, you need to buy stuff, and there is no planning or saving you can do to offset it.  For example, I had two bras die on me in one week.  I'm an odd size, so it's a pain in the ass to find stuff that fits me AND is on sale.  And then a heel broke off a pair of shoes in the middle of the stalk --- at 5+ years and having bought them for under $60, it was time to send them to the happy hunting grounds (I would recommend ALWAYS repairing shoes/boots that are $100).  And then I needed new towels because my old ones died.  So I unexpectedly dropped over $150 at Kohl's in order to replace these needed items.  On the bright side, I got a great bang for my buck in that bras were buy 1, get 1 half off, the shoes were on sale, and the towels were 50% off. (The towels weren't the color I wanted, but they were towels -- when I'm rich, I'll buy nice towels.)

How I Got the Blender

One other thing that was cool was that Kohl's was doing a double Kohl's cash promotion.  Even though I didn't have a card, I was still able to get $10 per $50 spent rather than $5 for $50.  So that gave me $30.  And then there was a circular coupon for 20% off, as well as a special $10 off promotion in appliances.  So fast forward about two weeks -- I have 2 weeks left to use Kohl's cash, and I have just acquired my first pumpkin (I do crazy yummy foods with pumpkins).  I recalled last year's efforts in trying to blenderize hot cooked pumpkin with a handheld mixer.  That = suck.  So.  Blender time!  So I went to Kohl's, went back to their blender section, checked the Amazon reviews, picked my blender, threw down all the coupons and Kohl's cash, and then paid $1.61 for my free blender.  The lesson here is that even though I had to spend money I didn't want to at the moment, I found a place where I could get a worthwhile kickback. 

5.  Look for opportunities.  This goes hand in hand with #2, but think about new places that are opening, places that are closing, and after sale sales.  Black Friday is abject chaos, and people in the retail business know it -- that's why stores will have their own pseudo-BF sale the week before or after, or, in Amazon's case, they will have "Black Friday" deals every day from late November to December. The huge savings I got this week at the market was due to weekly circular + rewards card + Holiday circular + new store circular + manufacturers' coupons.

6.  There is no shame in thrift stores or the clearance rack.  Most of my clothes?  Second hand from the local thrift stores or the 70%+ off section.  Luke found a cashmere green lecturing jacket worth $600 for $3.  My dress that I wore to my friends Stephanie and Jeremy's wedding was $12.50 -- original price was $60, and on ebay for $30-40.  When I lived up north, my mother and I blitzed Lord and Taylor, getting $1000+ worth of name brand merch for more than half off.  Shoes are a little more iffy, but my favorite pair of black Anne Taylor pumps were purchased for $20 second hand.  If you know the brand name and you like it enough, go for it

The first key here is to go for classic, not trendy.

It's a worthwhile purchase if you can wear it this time next year (or this time in five years) and not look dated.  Many people are surprised to know that many of business suits are actually my mother's from when she was my age 30 years ago.  Indeed, my grey wool is from 1978, my black pinstripe from 1982, and I do believe the red one is from the mid/late 1980s.

The second key is to find a GOOD tailor.

Get free clothes from relatives or cheap from the thrift store...and then make them yours.  Because I am smaller than my mother and also than the average woman in Texas, I take my clothes to the tailor on a regular basis -- I'm about to make another run this week.  Never use a department store tailor -- that's a price gouge.  Ask around, or even better, ask the owner of a thrift shop you frequent -- if she's ever received any high end clothing with minor damage, you can bet she spent $10 to fix it so she could resell it for $50.  Also, the tailor can get rid of certain unpopular features, such as shoulder pads, odd skirt slits, and double-breasted suit coats (to quote Nichelle Nichols, "I'm already double-breasted; I feel like I'm the Titanic").

7.  Go for cards/free memberships with kickbacks.  Discover has a deal with Amazon.com that means you can use any denomination of "cash back" for Amazon items; Discover and other cards have reciprocal deals to get $25 gift certs for $20.  Petco now gives cardholders $5 for every $100 they spend.  Kohl's cash, with or without the card.  Grocery store cards that have smart phone apps for coupons.  My father uses a credit card to earn points for free clothing (and his fantasy boat).  Don't pay anything to get these perks -- you don't have to spend money to make money couponing. 

So yeah.  That is the thrifty gameplan!

08 January 2012

A Scandal In Belgravia

Spoilers abound, reader beware.
 
I write this post in part to respond to a comment on my Spock and Sherlock article.  I also write it to squee profusely over the new episode of Sherlock from the Beeb.

I must preface this by stating my views on Irene Adler herself.  Doyle's original Scandal in Bohemia is the most famous and most recreated of the original canon, perhaps save for Hound of the Baskervilles.  There have been many spins on Irene.  Holmes admired her for being the only woman to fool him.  There had been 2 men, but Watson does not deign to name them.  This has led to fan fiction writers as well as professional writers to want to suggest that Sherlock and Irene had something else going on, particularly during his two-year sabbatical (resulting in a wide variety of "next generation" detectives, ranging from Raffles to Damian to Nero Wolfe).

That said.

I was at first totally on board with shipperdom on the coupling, but I've realized that in all honesty, Adler is not the be all end all for Holmes.  To put her into modern terms, in the context of her original story, Irene took nude pics with her ex-boyfriend and then threatened to post them on the internet before his wedding.  She's not a rocket scientist to begin with -- she's street smart and a grand actress.  She's not a "strong" woman.  She got to where she was by plying her trade -- actress and being "that girl."  We all know "that girl" -- she is not strong on her own, but she is the puppetmaster.  She makes the world spin around her. 

My reactions to the episode:

First off.  Poor frickin' Molly.  I really don't like how they're treating the character.  However, she does have a purpose, as I will detail below. 

Second off.  They do like to tease the Holmes/Watson shippers, don't they?

Third off.  I am satisfied that they are keeping "what" Sherlock is ambiguous.  Gay, straight, virgin, asexual, bisexual -- up to you.  Doesn't matter.  Sherlock = Sherlock.  That is all. 

This first episode of Series 2 was about Sherlock's heart, and I realized it long before Mycroft spoke to Watson. It proves that he does have one.  I do not interpret this series or any other series to be misogynistic as far as the depiction of women.  As I posted in "Spock and Sherlock," Sherlock lives in a predominantly homosocial society.  In order to maintain that same sort of environment and feel, women are limited in how they can enter into the storyline.  You can't have a female Watson.  Mycroft can't be female.  Neither can Lestrade -- see Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century or Laurie King's books.  Molly serves that purpose -- she is the epitome of "girl" -- and she does not fit in Sherlock's world.  Honestly, Molly is an incarnation of a Cumberbitch (a favorite term of mine for lovers of our favorite Sid the Sloth impersonator).  More generically, she is the perky girl sidekick that fiction writers always want to write in so Sherlock can go kiss someone other than John Watson.

Doesn't work, does she?  But that is her purpose -- to show that her character type does not work and probably should not attempt to be fused into the Sherlockian world. 



In contrast, the character of Mrs. Hudson has a new spin to her, and I like it.  Sherlock got her husband executed, and she owed him a favor.  Very strange starting grounds, but it's delightfully quirky.  The one note of consistency throughout Sherlock's incarnations, from the canon to Rathbone to Brett and to this one, is that Sherlock Holmes respects her.  The new Mrs. Hudson is decidedly a sly one herself, as she did manage to sneak the phone away from the burglar while playing the damsel in distress.  Both Sherlock and John snap at Mycroft when he tells their girl off -- good show, lads.

Mycroft.  I wish he was fatter, frankly, but he is all the manipulative statesman I could wish for.  I do hope the relationship between our Holmes boys becomes more civil, however.  The banter in the original canon is far less contentious, and much more fun in general when you know the two of them aren't at each other's throats. 

I would like to address the concerns of the commenter.  As indicated previously, I don't think Irene is strong or "had the rug pulled from under her" -- it was never there in the first place.  She is an adventuress -- she is neutral chaos, like Catwoman in the 1990s Batman the Animated series.  Neither good nor bad - she just makes it all interesting for herself.  She is not beholden by Moriarty, nor does she fall victim to him as portrayed in the most recent movie.  This Irene is a completely free agent who just happens to cross his path. I like her better than the Downey Jr. film version.  Rachel Adams' Irene is the sacrificial lamb, the cocky little thing that got herself over her head.  Irene Adler in the book and in this TV appearance is far from over her head.

True to the source material, Irene is a slave only to her heart.  I do not think we will see her again, as we do not see her in the original canon.  I would be disappointed if we did; Sherlock doesn't do that romance thing.  However, in the name of keeping Sherlock himself delightfully ambiguous, we have that scene right out of Lawrence of Arabia or 1001 Arabian Nights or something of that nature.  The final scene is Sherlock finally laughing to himself.  He takes pleasure in that memory -- and whatever came after; the shipper machine has been going full-tilt on THAT topic since January 1 on fan fic sites.  This is not Holmes making himself cry to coax a reaction out of a widow or being sweet to con Molly.  This is just Sherlock with no other window dressing.

As to the sexuality issue, particularly in Irene's scene with Watson:  again, ambiguity is the goal.  However, the scene can also be interpreted as how "exceptional" Sherlock is.  Irene suggests that for both of them, Sherlock could be the one exception to their normal behavior.  This subject somewhat tackled in Brokeback Mountain. Jake Gyllenhal's character, Jack, was gay But what about Heath Ledger's Ennis?  He didn't have a string of male lover -- just Jack.  He could never get him out of his head.  Is there that one exceptional man that makes him break all the rules?  In one of my favorite films, Orlando starring Tilda Swinton, there is a distinct possibility that the person you fall in love with is simply that -- a person.  You can worry about what bits they have later.  Additionally, Irene does not make it a point to fall in love with clients or rivals; Sherlock may be an exception for her that way, but the best way to illustrate is using the sexuality thing.  However, the point is not what Irene and John are; the point is what Sherlock is to them.  And he's the one that just makes them fall over themselves.  He makes them feel alive - that isn't necessarily sexual, even for Irene. 



I found this opening episode delightful and very true to the character of Irene.  As to Sherlock -- well, he was a bit ambiguous in the original books in some regards, but I also think that in the books he was much more savvy and well-mannered than our latest versions.  Jeremy Brett was the last "polite" Holmes I can think of.  Being a gentleman was the norm, and Doyle's Holmes complied with that.  Recent versions have had him being ill-mannered, but with the excuse that he has a brilliant mind, and that makes it all peachy.  This version is no exception, though I do give credit to Cumberbatch and the writers for portraying the character as a self-acknowledged sociopath. 

Below is a small write up I did 3.5 years ago to vent my frustrations over the misrepresentation of Holmes in fan fiction and other media. 

"Holmes is not some misogynistic, insensitive, boorish, self-centered prima donna.

"He's a Victorian.  He is two-faced and multi-faceted.  He disapproves of drinking and drug to excess, but partakes of cocaine when driven to boredom and ennui.  He understands the class system and enjoys his aloof position in it, but constantly ignores it when pursuing a case.  He has friends all over and makes sure they do not mix -- it's not because he is embarrassed.  It is because the social differences in Victorian England were enough to be other countries.  To mix them would be unwise and unprofessional.  The rich and the poor gap was fairly wide, despite the rising middle class.    And he does not discriminate who he takes cases from.  His fees are flat, unless he decides not to charge at all -- he gets paid enough to keep his mouth shut by the royals to do charity work at his discretion.  If anything, the royals bored him and he'd refuse their cases, and yet spend weeks working on some poor person who would never pay him. 

"Holmes thinks women are overcomplicated creatures (as do I), but he would never disregard them or their problems right off.  He is a gentleman, first and foremost.  It is not because he thinks they are horrible or useless -- he's the eccentric genius and while charming in his own way, he's no Casanova.  Let Watson deal with the niceties.  He admits in Doyle's canon that he has never loved anyone -- but if he did, he would be in the same position as one of his clients, desperate to avenge his beloved's death.  He is a consummate professional, and while his female clients can give him a good chase and an intriguing puzzle, once it is solved, they are not integral to his life.   Neither are the men.  He treats them the same -- non-entities after the job.  Recognition, yes, but beyond that would be unprofessional. 

"Read the Veiled Lodger case, however.  Of all the cases, this is the one where Holmes breaks the rules and touches a woman to comfort her.  She'd gotten her face ripped off by a lion.  Even Holmes cannot help but be affected by her.  He feels compassion for her and is willing to help her.  Irene Adler is the only woman to ever stir anything more than that passing, intellectual interest in him -- he keeps her dirty photograph in his private files.  Even then, there are no hints that he ever pursues her, one way or another.  As to his treatment of Mrs. Hudson, Holmes was always an ideal tenant -- minus horrible smells from chemistry, shooting VR into the wall, and tacking up his post using a knife in the mantle.  However, he always repaired and paid for his misdeeds and never sassed the landlady. 

"I'm not going to say Holmes loved kids, but they had their uses (and not the ones you're thinking of, you sicko).  Baker Street Irregulars ring a bell?  In an era of well-meaning social reform, children were still uneducated and locked out of factories; school was too expensive now that there were only parents working in the factories rather than having the eldest three work in there while the youngest three got a basic education.  Now nobody could work, and nobody could afford school.  Boys became pickpockets and petty thieves.  Girls, much the same, with the addition of prostitution.  Holmes did spend time with his contacts in opium dens and other houses of ill repute, but he hardly endorsed the corruption of children.  Holmes used the street children as informers and spies -- small size, inconspicuous in a crowded London street, and smart as whips, many of them.  He paid them better than a John would, on the Victorian scale.  It was better to be in Mr. Holmes' employ and find odd bits and bobs of information and get fed by Mrs. Hudson rather than be completely on the streets minus the point where the family would regroup. 

"One man's petty theft is another's grand larceny -- do not forget the class scale differences.  When children and women were threatened, Holmes was generally pissed off.

"Should someone get in his way during a case, yes, he'd bite and be an absolute jerk.  Yes, he was intelligent and flashy at times, but despite his confidence and almost arrogance, he often let Scotland Yard take credit for the good he'd done -- better to have confidence in the police than in one man. 

"Sherlock Holmes himself was created because of a lack of confidence in Scotland Yard; he was birthed in the middle of the Jack the Ripper serial killings.  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle made the ultimate detective.  A gentleman, a brilliant man, a man who was not corrupt or lured by prostitutes, a man who had no professional grudges and would not pervert justice for his own gain.  He was the answer to the Jack the Ripper problem.  Sherlock Holmes the myth was a powerful enough creature back in those dark times that almost immediately, post was directed toward 221B Baker Street in the hopes that Holmes would get it and save them all from this menace that walked among them.  Saucy Jack knew their streets, their hours, their churches, and their children.  He walked among them during the day, killed the women by night."